No More Celebrity...

...prefixing 'Love Island'... and Thank God. Because they're definitely not celebrities this year. They may have replaced Kelly Brook with fabulous Fearne Cotton, but Kielty is still in place in his annoying hellish presentery position. How rubbish is he? Makes me cringe...

The celebrities are quite dismal... there's Paul Gascoigne's daughter, Alicia 'plastic fantastic' Douvall, Sophie Anderton, Lady Victoria Hervey, Pierce Brosnan's son and a Playboy Playmate for starters. Hollyoaks' Lee Otway is mostly looking to 'get his end away'... and despite looking like an 10 year old emaciated hobbit, he might. Kelle Bryan (Eternal) and Shayne Lynch (Boyzone) were in fact celebrities in the 90s... and he was married to her bandmate Easther Bennett for a while, so that could be interesting.

The only person on the island I have any minor experience of in person is 'Leo The Lion' from The Streets... he was supporting other Streets-crew member Professor Green at an MTV gig and was the only thing on stage vaguely interesting during his set. He wore a red tracksuit and danced like a demon... and I loved it. However seeing him talking on the first show made me dislike him a bit, but we shall see... if I carry on watching any of it at all. To be honest if it's up against Pete and Big Brother, I can't see myself watching it much. Except for Fearne... she rocks!

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